Tomorrow's news today

It is November 5th, 2008, the day after the presidential elections.

With the announcement of the capture of Osama Bin Laden, the successful conclusion of the war in Iraq, and the discovery of the huge New Mexico oil field the Democrats never recovered after the GOP's "October Surprise." That along with the new highs in the stock market and the economy, all the good news for the nation was bad news for the Democrats.

In an historic upset of Biblical proportions, the GOP had regained the White House in a landslide and conservatives everywhere are celebrating and looking forward to the inauguration of President-elect Mitt Romney and Vice President Mike Huckabee. But the biggest surprise was the recapture of both the US Senate and the House of Representatives.
Adding to the Democrats' woes, the recent retirement of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer, the Supreme Court's two most liberal Justices, the path has been cleared finally to tilt the high court back to its original intent.

It has been reported that Hillary Clinton was taken into custody by Federal Marshals early this afternoon on charges of conspiracy to commit treason and violation of the Ricco Act. Reportedly, she had to be constrained in a straight jacket during her arrest and was seen kicking, screaming obscenities and foaming at the mouth as she was dragged away. Her estranged husband, former President Bill Clinton was seen at Washington National Airport buying a one-way ticket to Las Vegas. His female companion could not be identified but appeared to be approximately 18 years old.

Other notable Democrats in the news today include Senator Schumer of New York and Harry Reid of Nevada who announced their retirement from public service. Senator Ted Kennedy was checked into the hospital with a recurrence of delirium tremors and Senator John Kerry was taken away by paramedics when he was found in a fetal position on the floor of his senate office.

The Democratic National Committee announced just within the hour that they had contacted Al Gore, Michael Moore and George Soros for an emergency telephone conference call on future strategy.

The final 20 feet of the fence along the southern border was delayed to coincide with January inauguration ceremony. As a symbolic measure, an Honor Guard of 100 crack Army Rangers was assigned to protect this unfenced area from any illegal intrusion.

The sun is shinning brightly in North America.