What was Former President-Elect Obama REALLY doing as he met the King of Saudi Arabia?
1. Checking out the King's $800 Italian shoes
2. Picking up a lost contact lens.
3. Admiring the priceless Persian rug
4. Experiencing an explosive hiccup.
5. Discretely adjusting his underwear from the wedgie one of the King's wives playfully had just given him.
6. Looking for his teleprompter back-up notes.
7. Bowing to a fellow Muslim head of state.
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The King's wives give wedgies? Yes, they have to do something to cut the boredom. For my birthday, I'd like to get a monarchical wedgie, too. And, maybe an arm punch, or a hot foot.
Those Saudis are real jokesters, aren't they? I can see it now... King Saud appearing with Larry the cable guy and Zamphir, the master of the pan flute.
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