Enemy Combatants

It was reported today that Former President Elect Obama has issued Federal Edict # 39499 to wit:
"Henceforth, the term "enemy combatant" will be forever banned from the English language. All news media will be forbidden to use this offensive, racist, neo-con term referring to those Muslim freedom fighters struggling to push the Infidels out of Muslim lands. The fact that they may be shooting at US military forces and are out of uniform and have engaged in countless acts of suicide bombings and the killing of innocent civilians does not make these courageous and brave men any less deserving of our respect and humanity."

And to this I say, "ENEMY COMBATANT, ENEMY COMBATANT, ENEMY COMBATANT, ENEMY COMBATANT, ENEMY COMBATANT, ENEMY COMBATANT"

I now expect my 1040 tax return will be audited. I'm ready.