Recently, our new US Homeland Security Chief, Janet Napolitano, issued her intentions to alter or even eliminate the color-coded threat alert system put in place after the terror (whoops, man-made destruction) attacks of 9/11, according to the New York Daily News.
According to our sources, the new colors being considered are as follows:
Peach - everything is peachy keen meaning all plans to attack are still in the planning stage.... nothing to worry about.
Mauve - All plans for new man-made disasters are about to take place probably within days or weeks at the most. All US citizens should prepare for attacks by wearing traditional Muslin garb and flying flags of any Muslin nation in front of their homes. And then hope makers of man-made disasters might shoot you in the head rather than slowly cut off your head with a dull knife.
Pink - Man-made disasters are within hours. Follow the example of our Armed Forces and surrender immediately. And be relieved that our President has that middle name. He just might survive to be our Messiah.
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