NEWS FLASH !!!
We have a new word that will no longer be tolerated. Janet Napolitano, Obama's new head of Homeland Security, has issued edict #840003222.
Henseforth, we will no longer refer to terrorists as terrorists. We don't want to encourage a feeling of fear. And we certainly don't want to insult those who wish to kill us in barbaric ways.
So now, we call terror "Manmade disasters" and terrorists will be called "Makers of Manmade Disasters."
Now, don't you feel less fearful and a lot more safe?
Please, to show you harbor no ill feelings toward makers of manmade disasters, why not invite a few over for a backyard barbeque this weekend. Be sure you don't serve any porkchops and keep all sharp knives 0ut of sight.
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